Family: A bit distant at the mo... just because I'm distancing myself from them. Aint saying my behavior is justified.
Ex: Lost count *collapses under sheer strain*
Relationship Status: single *glares*
Best Buds: All around me *smiles*
Girls I find cute: "huh?"
Girls who find me cute: Wanting to stay away from them *uncorks the finest coffee bottle available* :P
Music: Nirvana, Godsmack, DevilDriver, Pink Floyd and all other local punk, alternative and metal bands *takes a big sip*
Cellphone: Working like a young pony *eyes become droopy*
Hair: slllllllooooooowwwwllllyyyy dwindling *another big swig from 'coffee' bottle*
Mates: All around me *hic* *soul is sozzled*
Kid bros: Away in a faraway shitty *checks the label on the bottle* *hic*
Head: Too muddled to think *Reads aloud 'Vodka'* *hic*
What the heck?! *hic*
Spiffily hilarious! :-P
ReplyDeleteHaha...I liked it.
ReplyDeleteThe rest of the Shtatush updates can be figured out from the
ReplyDelete"Music" updates...*hic*;)
:P
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